What’s your name?
It’s in the description.
How old are you?
Between 1 and 100. Take a guess.
Where do you live?
In a small state called none of your fucking business.
Will you check out my blog/follow me/promote me?
Yes/not if you ask/maybe.
Insert compliment here.
Thank you. These mean a lot to me, they do.
Insert hate message here.
Cool story bro.